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Not the reaction Coach was hoping for when he showed Trish his match from Taboo Tuesday.
Trish: "Could you ever imagine Coach being lead announcer on Raw?!" Coach: "Did someone say my name?"
Trish: "Oopsie! Looks like there is a slight wardrobe malfunction with JR's pants, please everyone don't look!"
Coach (whispers): "Arrrrrrhhh he is sooooo hot (Says to Trish) Honestly, I did NOT just say that..."
Linda's reaction when Trish suggests that Triple H may be getting too much TV time.
Trish: (mumbles) "Minda....elp me....dis microphone is tuck to my ips"
Linda: "Oh brother not again..."
Here we see a session of training for the WWE Divas, but instead of lifting weights, Trish practices stringing a sentence together without going on a tangent...
Trish: "So, you....uhh, Lita! You walking Kiss Of Death you! Essa Rios! Yeah! him too! Ya' know, he had really nice hair, which reminds me, I gotta get something done with my hair 'cause honey this straight back bang look aint cuttin' it sweet heart!". Linda McMahon watches on...very closely.
Ric Flair (thinking): "This tie has been impressing the ladies since 1975! Whoooo!"
Trish (thinking): "Blue shirt, yellow tie?! Classy!"
Here we see the newly crowned WWE Women's Champion. Oh, and there's Trish Stratus too..
Trish: "Isn't once lawsuit enough for you Flair?! Keep your hands above the table!"
"This cardboard cut-out of Trish is going to look GREAT in my living room..."
As Trish unexpectedly lands in his arms: "Thank you Lord! Can I keep her?"
Jericho's 'Mail Order Bride' was better than he expected.
Christian decides to try out his Elvis gimmick, much to the dismay of the crowd.
MTV and WWE have yet again joined forces, this time to make an all new 2004 version of Beavis and Butthead, pictured here.
Christian and Trish try to watch Goldberg vs. Lesnar at WrestleMania 20.
Boy: "Trish, as almost your whole body is fake, you might wanna do something about your nose as well."
Here we have a picture of Trish as she tries out to be Gollum in the next Lord of the Rings movie!
Trish: "Excuse me?...Hello?....my eyes are up here......you know on my face not my chest. Hey, Jerry Lawler take your son away now".
And the first runner up in the beauty pageant is... Trish Stratus!
Trish and Chris both thinking: "I'm killing who ever is in wardrobe...we look like the freaking blonde Canadian Osmonds!"
"Not to be mean here, Trish, but you really should have put the fake-tan on your face as well!"
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